OH YOU MISSED THIS SHIT

I just thought that you would like to know that AMY WILKINSON GOT TO TALK TO ONE CHUCK TESTA during her thanksgiving dinner. HE IS A REAL PERSON, that beautiful, beautiful commercial was real life.

You may have thought that that Chuck Testa was a fake...... NOOOOOOOOOOPE.


Also, Amy says that his answering just says "NOOOOOOOOOOPE, not available."


THAT IS ALL.

Hanna

Dear Alex, Hanna was really great, the music was awesome and so was the editing and the acting and the cinematography and all of it was great and lovely and you should watch it. 

ALSO, this film is not very quality but the movie poster sure is:

breaking news: parks and recreation is still the best

Alex, what are you doing right now? Are you watching Parks and Recreation, because if not, you need to think about your life and think about your choices.

little frozen spiderweb leggies

This man's righteous indignation over daddy longlegs is beautiful.

His other videos are pretty stellar too. Is he a troll? POSSIBLY. That doesn't stop me from laughing.

GUY ON A BUFFALOOOOO.

So this is an actual movie called Buffalo Rider that is an hour and a half long, it is about a man who rides a buffalo. Some people took clips of it and turned it into a song and it was funny, so watch it. 

SHE DOESN'T MAKE ME EAT PEAS ALL DAY YET

Kid History 6 is actually the greatest Kid History to ever happen. We use an embarrassing amount of references to this video in daily conversation.

NOOOOOPE

YOU PROBABLY THOUGHT THAT COYOTE WAS ALIVE

Also, nature is pretty neat.

50/50

So, we saw 50/50 for Riley's birthday and it was real good! You should watch it sometime. 

L-l-l-ladies!!!

Probably we should be adding more things to this blog.

Kind of we are the worst sometimes.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Oh, damn. I was going to use that Mean Girls thing to tell you about Buffy, but then Riley used it to talk about Harry Potter in the last post.

But basically, Buffy the Vampire Slayer is just a flawless show. Every tv show wishes it could be as awesome as this show, and you should probably watch it. (By probably I mean that I am going to make you watch this wonderful show)

harry potter? how do i begin to explain harry potter?

Harry Potter is flawless.
I heard Harry Potter's hair is insured for 10,000 dollars.
I hear he does car commercials in Japan.
His favorite movie is Varsity Blues.
One time he met John Stamos on a plane, he told him he was pretty.
One time Harry Potter punched me in the face. It was awesome.















IN CONCLUSION go and see Deathly Hallows part II the end

girls are mermaids. some boys are mermaids too.

Also, while we're here, Kid History 4 was pretty amusing.

what's it like to stare into the eye of Satan's butthole?

So, Parks and Recreation is probably the best comedy on television right now. It is actually kind of better than 30 Rock. And more delightful. Watch it.

watch thor sometime

watch thor sometime

show 'em the second amendment!

True Grit was a pretty cool movie, starring Jeff Bridges as Joad Cressbeckler and Matt Damon as the poor man's Chuck Norris. Watch it sometime.