This is an Important Internet Blog. Here, we will chronicle and archive important cultural milestones for the enlightenment and edification of Alex Burton, when he returns from his mission. So, how're you ladies doin' tonight?
Sunday, December 2, 2012
HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF IHOP
HERE IS A LIST OF BOOKS I HAVE READ IN THE PAST TWO YEARS THAT I LIKED AND MAYBE YOU WILL LIKE THEM TOO AND JUST SO YOU KNOW I'M NOT GONNA ITALICIZE ANY OF THIS CRAP SO IF THAT'S A PROBLEM FOR YOU I'M SORRY:
note that it's not like any of these really came out in the last two years but w/e
note that it's not like any of these really came out in the last two years but w/e
- Chaos Walking Trilogy by Patrick Ness!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Okay these are bar none the best books I have read in pretty much years and Jessy/Kylie can vouch for the truth of this statement. I have all of them and I will lend them to you asap because I think you'd like them because if you have brains you will like them
- The Queen's Thief series by Megan Whalen Turner. Have you ever read these? Check yourself and read them because they are delightful
- Persepolis
- The Reapers Are the Angels by Alden Bell
- did you ever read Howl's Moving Castle because if not stop that
- The Book Thief by Markus Zusak
- I Am The Messenger by Markus Zusak
- Game of Thrones by George RR Martin
- A Visit from the Goon Squad by Jennifer Egan
- The Tiger's Wife by Tea Obreht
- Sharp Objects by Gillian Flynn
- Habibi by Craig Thompson
- Wildwood by Colin Meloy
- ugh i realize that you're more well-read than i am so w/e
- JUST READ CHAOS WALKING RIGHT NOW LIKE LITERALLY THIS SECOND GO READ IT NOW OR I'LL PUNCH YOU
Thursday, November 29, 2012
DO YOU HAVE NETFLIX
you probably do but just in case you don't, feel free to use our account which is:
crddave@gmail.com
password: aliasflynn
crddave@gmail.com
password: aliasflynn
have more movies to watch
Attack the Block
Prometheus
Bridesmaids
The Hunger Games
The King’s Speech
127 Hours
Suckerpunch
X-Men: First Class
Man on a Ledge (the one starring Andie Payne)
Brave
I don't know I don't remember. Ask google.
Saturday, November 24, 2012
is it hope or bread
I asked my internet friends to link me to the youtube videos they found to be most important over the past two years. I haven't watched any of them so I can't vouch for the content, but here it is, man:
- http://youtu.be/iJhz7NjApzY
- http://youtu.be/ZZ5LpwO-An4
- http://youtu.be/7-NOZU2iPA8
- http://youtu.be/LH5ay10RTGY
http://markreads.net/reviews/
i dont feel like embedding any of this stuff sorry
Friday, November 23, 2012
GO TO A WEBSITE
go read through some of horse_ebooks' twitter. it's just this spam bot that...tweets excerpts from ebooks. gems include:
- Worms – oh my god WORMS
- “This is not acceptable!” I screamed as Kathy drowned
- Is the dance floor calling? No
- Ask your dumbass friends if they know of a reputable artist.
- You re About To Discover A Career Opportunity Where You Will NEVER Be Laid
- NO-ONE should have to go through what I did just to build a simple koi pond
- Want to unlock the hidden doors of your inner being? Abraham Lincoln has the key.
- I don t know about you, but I sure as heck don t want to look like a strange dude
- If you suffer from bad credit, you have 3 options: do nothing
- DO RE MI FA FA FA FA FA MI MI MI MI RE RE MI RE SOL MI MI MI MI MI MI MI SOL DO RE MI FA FA FA FA FA MI MI MI SOL SOL FA RE DO GO TELL
- Who Else Wants To Drive around using WATER as FUEL and LAUGH
- Tree Tree Tree Tree Tree Tree Tree “Stop “Stop “Stop “Stop “Stop “Stop “Stop traps, traps, traps, traps, traps, traps, traps,
- It s a FACT - Most Doctors, Nutrition Experts , Celebrity Chefs and Best Selling Authors are DEAD
- it was absolutely useless. Thanks
- That s a parent s worst nightmare: A child
- Maybe you often get angry and say words
- I noticed that my hair grew faster from spending time in my pyramid.
- I have been in the deepest, darkest valleys of bodybuilding hell, and on the brightest mountain peaks of glorious bodybuilding success. I
- LEARN TO FORGIVE YOURSEL LEARN TO FORGIVE YOURSEL LEARN TO FORGIVE YOURSEL LEARN TO FORGIVE YOURSELFFFF
- I Will Make Certain You Never Buy Knives Again
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