Friday, August 5, 2011

harry potter? how do i begin to explain harry potter?

Harry Potter is flawless.
I heard Harry Potter's hair is insured for 10,000 dollars.
I hear he does car commercials in Japan.
His favorite movie is Varsity Blues.
One time he met John Stamos on a plane, he told him he was pretty.
One time Harry Potter punched me in the face. It was awesome.















IN CONCLUSION go and see Deathly Hallows part II the end

Monday, June 20, 2011

Tuesday, June 7, 2011

what's it like to stare into the eye of Satan's butthole?




















So, Parks and Recreation is probably the best comedy on television right now. It is actually kind of better than 30 Rock. And more delightful. Watch it.


Saturday, January 1, 2011

show 'em the second amendment!





























True Grit was a pretty cool movie, starring Jeff Bridges as Joad Cressbeckler and Matt Damon as the poor man's Chuck Norris. Watch it sometime.

Thursday, December 23, 2010

Hey, welcome to this blog

Alex! This is your bffs. From the past. Today is future, when you are reading this. For us, it's Dec. 23rd, 2010.

ENJOY ALL THESE GLORIOUS THINGS WE [WILL HAVE] ARCHIVED FOR YOU!