HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF IHOP

HERE IS A LIST OF BOOKS I HAVE READ IN THE PAST TWO YEARS THAT I LIKED AND MAYBE YOU WILL LIKE THEM TOO AND JUST SO YOU KNOW I'M NOT GONNA ITALICIZE ANY OF THIS CRAP SO IF THAT'S A PROBLEM FOR YOU I'M SORRY:
note that it's not like any of these really came out in the last two years but w/e

• Chaos Walking Trilogy by Patrick Ness!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Okay these are bar none the best books I have read in pretty much years and Jessy/Kylie can vouch for the truth of this statement. I have all of them and I will lend them to you asap because I think you'd like them because if you have brains you will like them
• The Queen's Thief series by Megan Whalen Turner. Have you ever read these? Check yourself and read them because they are delightful
• Persepolis
• The Reapers Are the Angels by Alden Bell
• did you ever read Howl's Moving Castle because if not stop that
• The Book Thief by Markus Zusak
• I Am The Messenger by Markus Zusak 
• Game of Thrones by George RR Martin
• A Visit from the Goon Squad by Jennifer Egan
• The Tiger's Wife by Tea Obreht 
• Sharp Objects by Gillian Flynn
• Habibi by Craig Thompson
• Wildwood by Colin Meloy
• ugh i realize that you're more well-read than i am so w/e 
• JUST READ CHAOS WALKING RIGHT NOW LIKE LITERALLY THIS SECOND GO READ IT NOW OR I'LL PUNCH YOU